Colleen Hoover, Maybe Someday (via fassadenmensch)
Beim Leben meiner Schwester (via h-auptgewinn)
I need to have as much wild sex as possible so one day I can become an inappropriate old lady that blurts out things like “when I was your age I got a concussion after being bent over a desk” and then my family can be like “grandma please, you’re making easter dinner really uncomfortable” and it’ll be great
Fifty Shades Of Grey - Trailer
Dead. Bye. Like BYE.
this looks so fucking terrible I’m gonna watch it 395 times